Hubby's birthday is approaching. None of us have any idea--including him--on what to give him. He's not a handy man, so the hardware store is out. He's already got one of every thing that the sporting store carries. Office supplies don't do it for him. He's not a clothes horse.

What does he like? A clean house. A clean car. A warm meal. Ironed clothes. And a little attention. He also likes for my car to be clean. And the toilet lids to be down. But somehow, doing all those things and saying, "Happy Birthday, honey! I washed and vacuumed our cars and made our bed and put all the toilet lids down!" just doesn't seem right.

So ... what do you get for the man who wants nothing?

Well, I googled "ridiculous gifts for men" and boy golly, I got some funny ideas! Here are a few of my favorites:

Steak Saws, LOL! Again, funny, but unnecessary.

Steak Saws, LOL! Again, funny, but unnecessary.

Ah, yes, the basketball mug complete with hoop for marshmallow dunking! Funny and clever, but I doubt he'd actually use it more than a few times. Still, it was invented by a little boy who is 8 yo and has dyslexia, so I'm tempted to get it anyway. What do you think?

Ah, yes, the basketball mug complete with hoop for marshmallow dunking! Funny and clever, but I doubt he'd actually use it more than a few times. Still, it was invented by a little boy who is 8 yo and has dyslexia, so I'm tempted to get it anyway. What do you think?

A remote controlled floating drink and snack holder! I actually like this idea, but since he has a November birthday, he wouldn't be able to use it until summer.  :(  Still, you know how guys are with remote controls. So I'm seriously considering it. Your thoughts?

A remote controlled floating drink and snack holder! I actually like this idea, but since he has a November birthday, he wouldn't be able to use it until summer.  :(  Still, you know how guys are with remote controls. So I'm seriously considering it. Your thoughts?

 

 

 

Baseball bat rocking chair! Now this is cute, but it looks mighty uncomfortable. Wouldn't do any good if he couldn't actually relax in it!

Baseball bat rocking chair! Now this is cute, but it looks mighty uncomfortable. Wouldn't do any good if he couldn't actually relax in it!

 

 

 

 

 


So ... what do you get for the man who wants nothing? Any ideas?